Crowd cheers
G: “Hello, hello, hello, everyone! I hope you are all having a wonderful week!”
G: “I, Mr. Giraffe, am your sexy host for tonight.”
Crowd cheers harder
G: “You know what this show is all about. Are you ready, folks? I hope you are all ready for another Night of Spiritual Purge!”
Crowd goes insane
G: “Hay! I see you’re all enthusiastic. Let’s get started, then! Just let me open this envelope to see who is our guest tonight… And it’s someone called Swift. Mr. Swift, please come on stage! Don’t be shy!”
S: “Oh, my God! I’m so excited!”
G: “My, my, fellow, you seem as nervous as last time you came here.”
S: “I’m always like this. I’m like a dog chasing after cars; I can’t help it!”
G: “Wow, wow! That’s okay. Let’s just get started, then, shall we?”
### THE CHALLENGE ###
Dramatic instrumental music plays
G: “Tonight, your challenge is simple. But it requires speed. A lot of speed. Your challenge is the following: list as many things you hate in thirty seconds. THE TIMER STARTS NOW!”
Timer starts
Swift inhales
I hate celebrities – Brie Larson, the Snow White actress, Billie Eilish,
I hate Seth Rogen
I hate wokies
I hate politics
I hate almost everything stage orange
I hate stage green – only the bad parts
I hate late stage capitalism
I hate postmodernists
I hate girlbosses
I hate liberals
I hate Scientism™
I hate closed minded people
I hate sociology
I hate anthropology
I hate Modern Feminism™
I hate misandrists
I hate racists
I hate anti-racists
I hate psychology deniers
I hate activists
I hate modern entertainment
I hate modern Hollywood
I hate most Actualized.org fans
I hate people who refuse to apologize
I hate people who refuse to admit when they’re wrong
I hate online media, social media, social networks – Reddit, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (makes puking sound), Quora, Discord
I hate dating apps
I hate modern dating
I hate double standards
I hate fake news in (supposedly) trustworthy news corporations – CNN, MSNCB, The Economist, Los Angeles Times, any other “Times”, local news media, The Guardian
I hate woke youtubers – Vaush, Destiny, ThoughtSlime, ContraPoints, Sam Seder
I hate self righteous people
I hate idealogues
I hate debunkers™
I hate cancel culture
I hate some of my ex coworkers
I hate one of my current coworkers
I hate inflation
I hate dishonest people
I hate intellectually arrogant spiritual teachers
I HATE POWERFUL WEALTHY FAMOUS LIBERAL ELITES WHO LOOK DOWN ON AND TALK DOWN TO AVERAGE, WORKING PEOPLE
Timer rings
G: “Woah! That sure was intense! You feeling all right, there, pal? That was quite the purge!”
S: Panting, looking like they’re about to faint
G: “Mr. Swift, it’s time for see your score! Tonight… For your performance… I award you… Zero points.”
S: “WHAT? WHY?“
G: “You repeated every single point from last week’s show. Word for word.”
S: “Oh…”
G: “That’s all for tonight, folks! I’ll see you next week, on Night of Spiritual Purge!
Credits roll